Written By: beth r.
*getting chased by the killer*
Them: Guys maybe we should split up.
Me: GURL are you joking? You've gotta be joking-
Them: Nah we should split up.
Me: Omg here's a bright idea- why don't we like, oh I don't know, CALL 911.
Them: Yeah but- what's their number?
Me:
*sharp inhale*
...
um, maybe- 911?!
*silence*
Them: Naw we should split up.
Me: K well ya'll have fun with that- I'm calling the cops and then going to McDona-
Killer: *Pops outta bush* BONJOUR-
Them: *surprise Pikachu face* omg oh no
Me: lol BOOP *hits and knocks out killer with my flip flop* C'mon ya'll, why don't you actually DO stuff, instead of like, succumbing to the inevitability of premature death?
Them: *inspirational, ah-ha moment music plays* Oh I get... you mean we should- split up.
Me: I- *sighs* *turns to killer, deciding that there are scarier things in life, like trying to fall asleep and remembering something cringey you said in 2011* You wanna go to McDonald's?
Killer: Yeah, I would kill for a 10 piece McNugget right about now.
Me: Yeah sa- hold up what did you just sayyyy
*end scene*
8 Comments
Writing4Life
Amazinggggg! Lmao your asterisk goes nowhere :P
Riya
AH I love this! Horror movie characters can be extremely stupid and this makes fun of it in the best way hahah!
AstroWriter
LOL I love the dialogue exchange and everything!
Rohan’s Defender
Beth, I don’t know what to do with you and your HILARIOUS COMEDY!!
Syzygy (#words) (J.A.M)
LOL
Jj101
LOL I love it!!!!!
Paisley Blue
omg this is too wonderful. beth you've done it again. *slow clap*
(sk)eyesofocher
............IM IN THE MIDDLE OF FRENCH lmao I cringe at this exact thing everyday.... XD