*getting chased by the killer*
Them: Guys maybe we should split up.
Me: GURL are you joking? You've gotta be joking-
Them: Nah we should split up.
Me: Omg here's a bright idea- why don't we like, oh I don't know, CALL 911.
Them: Yeah but- what's their number?
um, maybe- 911?!
Them: Naw we should split up.
Me: K well ya'll have fun with that- I'm calling the cops and then going to McDona-
Killer: *Pops outta bush* BONJOUR-
Them: *surprise Pikachu face* omg oh no
Me: lol BOOP *hits and knocks out killer with my flip flop* C'mon ya'll, why don't you actually DO stuff, instead of like, succumbing to the inevitability of premature death?
Them: *inspirational, ah-ha moment music plays* Oh I get... you mean we should- split up. Me: I- *sighs* *turns to killer, deciding that there are scarier things in life, like trying to fall asleep and remembering something cringey you said in 2011* You wanna go to McDonald's?
Killer: Yeah, I would kill for a 10 piece McNugget right about now.
Me: Yeah sa- hold up what did you just sayyyy